Adventures in Babymaking

My real post for today is Private due to TMI. I just wanted to make an appearance. I may be posting privately a bit more often, just to store blackmail material for any future offspring. I mean, really. Moms always play the "I was in labor for ___ hours" card, but I can go SO much farther back than that if I just start documenting my efforts now. Hence, the title of this post