I Love My Big Gay Bartender!!!

You all need to come to Orlando for New Year's Eve.
Seriously. I'll hook it up. I'm talking about no more than $200 for a four-day weekend (Fri-Mon). Nice hotel, food, theme parks, movies, clubbing... if you want to fly, add another $100, round trip.
You know you want to.

Buy Nothing Day

Oh, don't forget! (and don't pretend you didn't know)
Friday, aka November 26th, aka the-day-after-Thanksgiving, is Buy Nothing Day. So, you know, don't buy anything.
It's a worldwide effort to decommercialize the holidays. It's sponsored by Adbusters, which is going so far as to propose a Buy Nothing Christmas this year. If you're curious, check it out. It's pretty cool.
http://adbusters.org/metas/eco/bnd/mediajam.html