because I've been such a Good little poster

[bubbles]

If I send a letter today, do you think it will make it to the North Pole by Christmas?

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at GradeAFan's Christmas party. It was Chicklet who spiked the punch with too much Hard Mike's. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Watermelon.

I thought it was funny when I put Aelora's thong on my head and danced the Bunny Hop on the table while singing `Shake Your Tail Feather'. I didn't mean to break GradeAFan's CD player and don't know why GradeAFan would sue me for statutory rape.

I don't remember calling Rick's wife a dirty farmboy---even though she looked like one with aqua eye shadow and pink lipstick!

And when I threw up on Aelita's husband's breast, it was only because I ate too much of that popcorn.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Jag through my neighbor's rec room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a fluffy walrasaurus and have me arrested for shoplifting!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all little and smooth. And I'm really not to blame for any of this sexy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and luckily yours,
Bubbles (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 16 bucks!

Comments

[graysong.livejournal.com]

*cracks up*

HARD Mike's! Of course Chicklet would spike the punch with that! And ewwwwww, Ae's THONG??? How did you get that off of her?? *g*

[bubbles79.livejournal.com]

Hah! You obviously have no idea how much meaning Aelora attaches to "The Thong Song" when she's drunk. Once that thing was on my head, I really didn't see the point in giving it back, ya know?