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because I've been such a Good little poster
If I send a letter today, do you think it will make it to the North Pole by Christmas?
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at GradeAFan's Christmas party. It was Chicklet who spiked the punch with too much Hard Mike's. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Watermelon.
I thought it was funny when I put Aelora's thong on my head and danced the Bunny Hop on the table while singing `Shake Your Tail Feather'. I didn't mean to break GradeAFan's CD player and don't know why GradeAFan would sue me for statutory rape.
I don't remember calling Rick's wife a dirty farmboy---even though she looked like one with aqua eye shadow and pink lipstick!
And when I threw up on Aelita's husband's breast, it was only because I ate too much of that popcorn.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Jag through my neighbor's rec room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a fluffy walrasaurus and have me arrested for shoplifting!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all little and smooth. And I'm really not to blame for any of this sexy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and luckily yours,
Bubbles (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 16 bucks!
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at GradeAFan's Christmas party. It was Chicklet who spiked the punch with too much Hard Mike's. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Watermelon.
I thought it was funny when I put Aelora's thong on my head and danced the Bunny Hop on the table while singing `Shake Your Tail Feather'. I didn't mean to break GradeAFan's CD player and don't know why GradeAFan would sue me for statutory rape.
I don't remember calling Rick's wife a dirty farmboy---even though she looked like one with aqua eye shadow and pink lipstick!
And when I threw up on Aelita's husband's breast, it was only because I ate too much of that popcorn.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Jag through my neighbor's rec room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a fluffy walrasaurus and have me arrested for shoplifting!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all little and smooth. And I'm really not to blame for any of this sexy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and luckily yours,
Bubbles (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 16 bucks!
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HARD Mike's! Of course Chicklet would spike the punch with that! And ewwwwww, Ae's THONG??? How did you get that off of her?? *g*
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::wink::
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