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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
It's been years since I looked at my Deep Thoughts book. I just thought this so perfectly summed up my feelings on metaphorical lemons:
If life gives you lemons, why not kill someone with them (perhaps by shoving them down his throat)?
ETA: Bonus!
Many people don't realize that playing dead can help not only with bears, but also at important business meetings.
Remember that, friends. Keep it in mind.
If life gives you lemons, why not kill someone with them (perhaps by shoving them down his throat)?
ETA: Bonus!
Many people don't realize that playing dead can help not only with bears, but also at important business meetings.
Remember that, friends. Keep it in mind.