Road Trip!!!!

That's four exclamation points for the four days of the trip so far. I have come up with many brilliant posts in that time. Unfortunately, they were all dreamed up while driving and were ultimately lost in a haze of vomit. I'm fine now, don't worry your pretty little head about it.

I drove straight through from Orlando FL to Stillwater OK --about 24 hours-- without sleeping. Many adventures were had, though sleep deprived as I was, I have no memory (and no witnesses), so you will just have to use your imagination. I fell into bed with pen_of_jen for a few blissful hours, but as she is far too popular for me to get her alone for very long, our private moment was cut short.

We drove to aelora's to share the love and interrupt her shows. We spent the next day at her place. We relaxed, watched movies, fought over Jen, and went out for salmonella at Jose Peppers. Good times. Of course, aelora and  syasnomis bitched for like an hour about not wanting me there. I don't know this first hand, they did it behind my back and all, but then felt the need to tell me about it as I was leaving. Heads up, flist. Don't sleep with aelora's wife unless you want to incur her wrath.

We arrived at myras_girls  early, and I napped while they went out to dinner. Yes, I am a jerk. I am very grateful to pen_of_jen and myras_girls  for putting up with/taking care of me. Today I am ready to party with my girls. I think.

I'm sure I had much more to say... I'm going for bullet points here in an effort to circumvent writer's block:
Surveil is too a word.
I am a card shark. Apparently.
It is cold in Colorado in November. Perhaps I shouldn't have dirtied my jeans in FL.
pen_of_jen and I need to open a t-shirt store.

More to come (although that is not a promise)...