American Idol Help!

Those of you who have actually seen American Idol, I could really use some tips and tricks here. If you are thinking about giving me a hard time about auditioning for a show which I have adamantly refused to watch, it's been done, but feel free. As long as you throw in some helpful advice while you're at it.

Think about it: if I make it, you can all say you "knew me when". I promise to share the perks. :)