Oh, this is SO wrong.

[bubbles]

OK, sick as this is, I had to share. There's a webpage describing "scat" (literally kinky shit), complete with illustration, and the guy in the picture looks just like MR.
Or I'm just sick in the head. If you really want to know which, check it out.
http://www.squidge.org/~minotaur/classic/kink2.html